Sunday, May 10, 2009

Mother's Day

First of all I want to say Happy Mother's Day to all of the mother's out there! Today my mom and dad spoke in there ward so we went to hear them speak. On the back of the program was a list and I thought it was cute and so I have to share it with you.

What Mom's REALLY want for Mother's Day...

  • To be able to eat a whole candy bar by herself, and drink a glass of Diet Coke without any "floaties."
  • To have my 14-year-old answer a question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way
  • Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty.
  • A shower, without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi'ya, Mom" just as I put razor to my ankle.
  • A full-time cleaning person, who looks like Brad Pitt.
  • For my teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom! I got a full time scholarship and a job all in the same day!"
  • A grocery store that doesn't have candy, gum, or cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.
  • To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.
  • Four words: Fisher Price Play Prison!!!

Hope all the mom's out there have a fantastic Mother's day. I know I will!!


Monica said...

Fun list. It's nice to see a post from you. I would love to see more!

Gretch said...

Thats funny. Happy Mothers Day to you! I hope it was great!

whitney said...

Loved it! The Fisher Price Play Prison was particularly funny. It really, truly made me laugh out loud.